Our town has roughly 60 takeaways (last time I counted) and a population of approx 30k. They all churn out largely the same cash and carry stuff which while normally cheap and palatable is at best uninspiring and at worst will make you badly. And 'turkey ham' is NOT a thing!!!!
So a new place has opened up. Italian sounding name. Dare I dream. No. A quick google suggests the owners name is Mohamed. So while this is not intended too be a racist rant, but may come across as such, I just want a decent pizza, which frankly none of the other Mo's in our town can seem to manage. I want a thin base with some crisp to it, a nice sloppy sauce and stringy stretchy cheese. Mmmmh!
But my main beef is this. Why don't they call it 'Another Mo's cash and carry pizza gaff"? I'm sure they'd have something to say If I opened an "Authentic Desi Cuisine Takeaway" and just fired ready meals through the microwave.
Rant over but hungry.