If your girlfriend is called Louise and then you start to see another girl behind her back who is also called Louise how do you decide what to call them when taking them to friends etc. You cannot call them Louise A and Louise B as the girlfriends will get suspicious if they hear you talking to your friends using thje names A and B.
Mug A and Mug B?
You know where this is going.
This could be a good time to convert to islam - 4 wives and they have to do what you tell them.
Downside - need to give up the pork scratchings and bacon butties...
And beer.
Hmm - sod that.
I was engaged to 2 girls with the same name in the course of a year. (Have been happily married to the second one for nearly 10 years.) At least it makes it easier not to call them by the wrong names in the heat of the moment!
In message , ARWadsworth writes
Front door Lou and back door Lou
or lou b Lou and lou b light
Oy and U :-)
4? The sultan of Yogyakarta had 92
You can have as many as you can keep, as long as wife number 1 accepts them
You reckon ?
Had bacon butties today
Half day friday for the mosque
Just be careful of using the rodeo position...
You mean you'd call them by their sexual preferences?
Louise Anal Louise Oral
Depends on which end works the best ;-)
Erm - Louise?
hth David
call em all sue.
Thats what I did. Most WERE called sue. Four sues three theresas. two lesleys.
I frget te rest.
That's no good when you phone a mate up to pick you up from Louises house.
I'm not getting married again.
Invite them both round and let them draw names out of a hat.
MBQ
And if they both draw each other you can sit back and watch :-)
Owain
So call them sue .
and 4 mothers in law...
Tarpauline.
Mud.
Hmmmm...
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