This is not really DIY, not really work and definitely not politics.
I have just had a few days off work and a bit of a road trip around the country. The final night was a trip to Blackburn to see TMH who had travelled up there to visit his daughter Becca.
As my visit there was a surprise for him I had arranged with Becca that when I arrived I would text her, she would find an excuse to go into the kitchen, I would ring the doorbell and Dave would then have to answer the door because he would be the closest as he would be sat in the lounge.
The idea was that when he answered the door I would say "I like the wireless doorbell you fitted" and wait for the shock on his face when he realised it was me.
All went well until I rang the bell and no-one answered. So I knocked on the door. Dave answered and I said "Is that the wireless doorbell you fitted"? Shock on his face at seeing me and he replied "Yes". I then pointed out that it did not work.
Sorry Dave if you do read this, but you knew I would take the piss out of you for it:-)