In message , Mike Clarke writes
But that would indicate that one is elevated above the other
... can't have that, can you ?
In message , Mike Clarke writes
But that would indicate that one is elevated above the other
... can't have that, can you ?
It'll be OK. Think in terms of man-ager, then women are covered too.....
Especially now that the Israelis have surrounded it with a bloody great wall.
R. +
Reading's Freecycle group claims over 7K members and it's probbaly not the largest. They're run as Yahoo groups, and moderated.
So yah boo to you guys ;-)
It's not the members, but the traffic. 338 messages in the last week (= 48 per day) is a rather lower level than we get here. We've had 45 in the last 3 hours!
Andy
The spelling is Milton Erickson in this case, & FWIW he'd have hated to be described as a 'shrink' - rather the founder of modern clinical hypnosis.
A variant on this approach is that the 'shrink' comes in with wood, nails and tools, and starts sawing and hammering away. "What are you making?", says the patient. "Oh, it's a cross..." says the other ...
J^n
In message , jkn writes
Jesus walks into a hotel, slaps some nails down on the counter and asks ..
"can you put me up for the night ?"
Not any more. He went to B&Q first
Oops, my bad
No, you're mixing it up with him hanging around for easter
I've had that on my office wall for about 5 years now ...
Have you been reported to the religious police yet?
I have worse ...
... and some religious customers (incl a jehova's witness)
I was considering becoming a Jehovah's Witness, but I didn't want to get involved - so I became a Jehova's Bystander instead.
As Rowan Atkinson would say:
"Thy one liners are as good as thy tricks - thou art an all round family entertainer"
ba doom tish
Why thank you sir :-)
I did once write a compilation of ones liners & put downs for magicians - do you want a copy? If I can find it?
Sounds interesting
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