MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

[harry]

And a happy new year.

[Chris Hogg]

And to you and yours Harry.

[Al]

[snip]

It's *holidays* m8. Happy *Holidays* to all.

Best seasonal wishes to everyone from beautiful Bradford!

[Huge]

Is it? I'm not going on holiday. Why is it Happy Holidays?

A merry Yuletide to you all.

[Tim Streater]

He's just being a politically correct virtue-signalling wanker.

And a Merry Christmas to you.

[Al]

Obsolete festival long since replaced by an equally obsolete religion.

[Huge]

Oh, I know. I was trying to wind him up.

Why, thank you.

[Huge]

Even if this were true, so what?

[Al]

The point is the future is - inshallah - Islam. So get used to it.

[Huge]

Utter bollocks.

[Tim Streater]

Good for you. Keep it up.

[Tim Streater]

So what happens if we don't. Care to spell it out?

[Richard]

Probably one of those lefty wankers trying to stir himself.

[Simon Mason]

[Al]

You will come around to it in the end. It's inevitable.

[Richard]

Hell Al, that's bollocks.

[Al]

It's not. Even your own high religious representatives the Pope and the Archbishop of Canterbury have acknowledged that Sharia law will one day soon prevail in Britain. And not before time too. Those who convert earliest will reap the most benefit.

[Richard]

Perhaps it has escaped you, but the pope doesn't speak for me, nor does the archbishop and your sharia law has no place in the modern world.

[Tim Streater]

I asked you to spell out what would happen. You haven't.

[Al]

Then in the words of one of your popular songs, "There may be trouble ahead."