Latest equipment acquisition...

[The Medway Handyman]

Can you guess what it's for?

:-)

[Graham.]

Doing unspeakable things to mules?

[Graham.]

I love the way they hedge their bets with the spelling of silicone.

[Brian Gaff]

Killing bad customers without leaving any evidence? Brian

[Jim K]

Screw/fastener organiser insert?

Jim K

[Tricky Dicky]

Part of a mould to make knobbly paving slabs

R

[Martin Brown]

That isn't quite as daft are it sounds catching common misspellings will get them higher up the list.

[Graham.]

Making plaster t*ts for gargoyles?

[Tim Watts]

Clue please? Does it involve your client, the brothel? Because if so, I have some ideas...

[Capitol]

Muffins! Is it as thin as it looks?

[mogga]

Making wax candles?

[David.WE.Roberts]

On a slightly less humorous note it does look really good for holding screws and washers and stuff when dis-assembling something so you can then put them back in the correct order.

Or, err, making muffins to eat?

Cheers

Dave R

[Nightjar]

You need to mould tactile bumps onto concrete?

Colin Bignell

[Jim K]

/ You need to mould tactile bumps onto concrete?

Colin Bignell/q

Tactile!? More like "trip hazard"...

Jim K

[GB]

I guess you could use it to isolate from vibration and stand something very light on it?

[Robin]

They are a means of encouraging repeat business. Eg you lay a dozen of them (glued back to back and edge to edge) beside the door when fitting pushes for wireless doorbells, telling the customer they are needed to absorb the transient electromagnetic radiation when you first energise the equipment, something which the poor fools who DIY the fitting rarely know about until the consulttant gives them the bad news.

[The Medway Handyman]

Close!

Orgainising all the fasteners when assembling flat-pack.

[Mr Fuxit]

Mixing matching worktop filler?

[Jim K]

he answered an hour before your post?!?

er Tempus Fuxit?

Jim K

[Bob Eager]

Holding screws while you assemble flatpacks.

I use Chinese takeaway containers.