It was like an electric shock really!!!

[ARWadsworth]

50 seconds in

I say more?

[Bert Coules]

That is like really depressing like for all sorts of reasons like.

[Phil L]

'he like, shot him like, but like, he missed like, and he, like, hit me like, instead like.

I counted the word 'like' 31 times in 1minute, 47 seconds of footage and she was only talking for about half of it!!

[Harry Bloomfield]

ARWadsworth pretended :

A Catherine Tate sound-a-like!

Does her face look bothered?

[Bert Coules]

And you could tell that that she didn't like like it like.

[The Natural Philosopher]

obviously being tasered is not a cure for terminal incoherence.

[brass monkey]

Least it wasn't "No wa a meen".

[The Natural Philosopher]

Two far norf ferdat

[Andy Dingley]

Our local newspaper did a two-page "lifestyle" interview with my gf and I recently. Mostly it was fine, and we didn't come out of it looking too much like idiots. Except for the "verbatim quotes" from me, where I appeared to be using "like" at least four times in every sentence.

[Tim Watts]

Maybe if they'd shot her in the head, the amps might have kick started summat?

[fred]

Would yeez leave the wee girl alone. Only 14 years old.

Paul Mc Cann

[Bob Eager]

Anyway, she might have been coherent before she was tasered...

[Tim Watts]

Symphathy? Oh sorry, that's 2 doors long on the left. This is abuse...

(Apologies Monty Python) ;->>>

[Rick Hughes]

perhaps it's the 21st C version of being dropped on your head as a child

[Onetap]

Argument is in here;

coherent though, which is rather disturbing.

[ARWadsworth]

But IMHO "she" started the argument:-)

[Weatherlawyer]

Not a candidate for Mz Wet T-shirt. But if you are going to rogered in such a fashion by Bill, then premeditated weting one's self should provide protection, no?

[Weatherlawyer]

But not currently?

[Ron Lowe]

The variation at my work seems to go:

"If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary!"

[Grimly Curmudgeon]

Why didn't she show us the mark on her arse?