Hermes Deliveries

[Chris]

I've noticed that Herpes couriers now take a picture of the package they're delivering on the doorstep instead of asking for a signature. I thought that's not much use, it doesn't prove anything but then on Saturday morning I noticed that when the delivery bloke took the picture, although the 'camera' (it's a bit more than just a camera by the look of it) was pointing downwards at the package on the step, there was another lens at the front/top of the device and I'm wondering if it takes two pictures at the same time, one of the package and another identifying the person accepting it? That would certainly make it a lot more secure than just taking a snap of the package with just the doorstep for a background. Anyone know? Will I have to brush my teeth and comb my hair for Herpes deliveries in future?

[spuorgelgoog]

Just keep a gimp mask handy near the door.

Owain

[Andrew Gabriel]

Postie knocked when I was in the middle of an exercise bike run the other day. I think he was a bit alarmed at the sight of me in just pants and trainers and a heart rate chest strap which probably looked like some sort of bra support or S&M accessory, and panting. No camera, fortunately.