Hello and thank you for taking the time to read this announcement.
My name is Peter and I am from Scotland andI have bad teeth and a runny nose.
I am looking for anything with a pulse to shag. I am a serious, guy, long term unemployed but own a 15 year old car and some parrots which s*it everywhere.
If you are interested in meeting me, please write to me at the address below, enclosing a photo, some soiled underwear, and information on how you can be contacted.
Peter Hucker St. Serfs Grove CLACKMANNAN FK10 4SR Tel: 01259 723