Health and Softy twatt

May 10, 2014 136 Replies

Lay mower on ground, grab plug and pull to socket, cable unwinds itself. Cut lawn in a sensible way, going up and down away from the socket, so you're not cutting through it.

Then discover you have to drive to Morrisons to get more fuel.

I have a better grasp of English than most of the group, and I also don't snip away context like a silly troll.

Unadulterated balderdash.

Not being a sissy does not equate to being an idiot.

I wouldn't change a tyre on a motorway with no hard shoulder. I'd get it taken somewhere by the AA.

Forward planning not your strong point then? 5 litres lasts me the whole season.

It was the example you chose to back up your ridiculous assertion.

I refilled my neighbour's mower 5 times cutting his lawn. And it stalled about 20 times.

You're supposed to press the clutch pedal *before* shoving it in gear.

This was not a sit on mower, there was no clutch.

Just the one wrt construction industry.

No, they do more safety bollocks than that.

I'm sorry for not understanding a joke made by someone with absolutely no knowledge of mowers.

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