Just had a call from 06041623 - My name is garble (female) phoning on behalf of garble garble. Is your name ... ... of this address .... ..... Me: It might be Her: Can I ask a few questions? Me: go on then Her: Calls may be recorded for training etc etc How do you pronounce your christian name? Me: Hang on a sec, what are you selling, where are you going with this? Her: You f***in' bastard. Me: LMFAO and thanked her very much.
Half an hour earlier we had some hawker at the door, wifey answered it and was chatting for quite a while. She came in and said this guy is selling all sorts of stuff like this chamois leather for 15, he says he's been a bad boy but is trying to change his life etc etc, yes, I know, hook line and sinker. So I kindly asked him to sling his hook. Geeeeeeeeez.