Cats - how to get rid if them

[Mark Evans]

Staff, don't you mean slaves...

[Mary Fisher]

Isn't that the same thing?

Mary

[Dave Liquorice]

No, Staff generally get paid so slaves would be more accurate.

[Mary Fisher]

Hmm. There are many in the workforce who'd disagree with that ... not me I hasten to add. I'm neither staff nor slave.

Mary

[Rhoy the Bhoy]

Well, obviously, as I said before, like, all credit to feminine "logic", but at the end of the deah ... no.

However, most women in supervisory positions seem incapable of making the distinction in practice.

And many men too

[Owain]

"Dave Liquorice" wrote | Mary Fisher wrote: | >>> Cats don't have owners. They have staff. :-) | >> Staff, don't you mean slaves... | > Isn't that the same thing? | No, Staff generally get paid so slaves would be more accurate.

But slaves don't usually do it voluntarily and would rather be free.

Cats have acolytes.

Owain

[Mary Fisher]

Hmm.

I do a nice line in beeswax candles. Discount for members of uk.d-i-y ... :-)

Mary

[Mary Fisher]

That's because women think about it but men would have to make a decision - all by themselves.

Mary

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[Mike Mitchell]

One of mine (neighbours' cats, not the neighbour) appeared on my bed once. I'd left the back door open during hot weather, and later that afternoon I went into the bedroom to find a cat on the bed, watching me. Then it ran off and hid behind a cupboard. It took ages for me to coax it out again.

MM