A simple job. I left him in a pub car park to measure the length of two
fences for an outside socket.
30 minutes later he came into the pub (where I was fixing the CCTV and
not drinking) to tell me that his tape measure was not long enough.
It took him 30 minutes to unwind 3 or 5 metres of tape ??.
You should have given him a Stanley tape measure made for the
USA domestic market, and calibrated in Feet and Inches, just
for added amusement.
If he is then he is doing a good job. The same useless bastard could not
get out of a house last week because "the door was locked". It never
occurred to him that the door (like almost every other door in the UK)
On 20/05/2019 21:50, email@example.com wrote:
Well there's another story. Different apprentice watching me get out of
certain building to get the the van. Now the trick is to either drop the
door exit break glass or if it's a plastic one to just press it. You
just reset the BG when you come back into the building.
He got confused between the green door exit BG and the red fire alarm
call point. And the fire alarm was linked to the fire station:-(
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