Measure without tape measure.

Sharpen a knife fast so you can fillet a man to perform open chest cpr? Frame a photo? Retouch a trailer? Paint concrete? Where is build a 36x72 pole barn? Tile your bathrooms, install hardwood floors, hang cabinets? Install a mile of wire fence? Castrate pigs? Sharpen the hoe and hoe the corn?

I cook minute rice in 30 seconds!

I can still remember the first time I did that one, a friend's boat trailer while he waited in the boat.

Cook a meal (using a stove, not a grill)

Wed, Sep 12, 2007, 5:27pm (EDT-3) snipped-for-privacy@topworks.ca (Robatoy) doth mumble: HOW many can YOU do? (From Popular Mechanics)

1. Patch a radiator hose
2. Protect your computer
3. Rescue a boater who as capsized
4. Frame a wall
5. Retouch digital photos
6. Back up a trailer
7. Build a campfire
8. Fix a dead outlet
9. Navigate with a map and compass
10. Use a torque wrench
11. Sharpen a knife
12. Perform CPR
13. Fillet a fish
14. Maneuver a car out of a skid
15. Get a car unstuck
16. Back up data
17. Paint a room
18. Mix concrete
19. Clean a bolt-action rifle
20. Change oil and filter
21. Hook up an HDTV
22. Bleed brakes
23. Paddle a canoe
24. Fix a bike flat
25. Extend your wireless network

All, with the below exceptions:

1. Don't got no computer. Anyway, no definition of 'protect'.
2. Don't take digital photos, and wouldn't care about retouching them if I did.
3. You do know that this is not a guaranteed driving maneuver, don't you? Expecially on ice, or packed snow.
4. You do realize that this could take the combined efforts of multiple persons, and perhaps one, or more wreckers, do you not? And, if you get stuck during a thaw, in wintertime, and then a freeze, you could be there until the spring thaw.
5. Being as I do not have a computer, I backup up any files I want to be sure are saved by printing them out..
6. I tend to stay out of boats I cannot confidentially stand up in.
7. That would depend on what you mean by 'extend'. I regularly add numbers on my cell phone, but as I only have it for emergency use, I only call to tel a doctor's office I will be late for an appointment, etc. But, to actually use it to call people, just to talk to them? I don't call people on my house phone, so no way I'd be interested in talking on my cell phone.

How about adding some more 'lost' skills?

1. Change a tire.
2. Drive a stick shift.
3. Replace burnout lights on a vehicle.
4. Replace a window pane.
5. Re-roof a house (used to be common for people to do their own, instead of paying someone else to do it)
6. How to look for information, whether on a computer, or in a library, instead of just asking someone else to provide them an answer. The list goes on. And on. And on.

JOAT What is life without challenge and a constant stream of new humiliations?

- Peter Egan

As the the fictional Lazerus Long said (Robert A. Heinlein):

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.

Specialization is for insects.

That may be one of the toughest on any list, the way cars are designed today. Depending on the light, it may take an hour or more to remove all the panels and covers to get to the bulb.

1. Replace burnout lights on a vehicle. That may be one of the toughest on any list, the way cars are designed today. Depending on the light, it may take an hour or more to remove all the panels and covers to get to the bulb.

When I wrote that I was thinking of head lights, tail lights, etc. - amazing how many people can't even do that. When dash lights burn out, that's one reason flashllights were invented - I believe manufactures may purposely make those so hard to change so you'll want to buy a new vehicle..

JOAT What is life without challenge and a constant stream of new humiliations?

- Peter Egan

re: Use a torque wrench - None of them had any idea what a torque wrench was. re: Fix a dead outlet - One guy commented - "Oh yeah...a great way to burn the house down!"

JT clarified: "When I wrote that I was thinking of head lights, tail lights, etc"

Sorry, but on many cars, headlights and tails lights can be just as difficult to replace as a dashboard lights. Tail lights can be especially difficult in vehicles without trunks - SUVs, vans, etc. In many cases, gone are the days of unscrewing the assembly from the vehicle and removing the bulb. Now, interior panels and trim may have to be removed to get to the bulb.

Bring a women to the big O is sorely missing from the list.

On my full-size van it is a *major* project to change a headlight, requiring extensive removal of parts and the skill of a contortionist to reach the bulb. I also have a mini-van that has a burned out clearance light on the back. I'll be darned if I can figure out *any* way to get to it short of removing the entire headliner. Some of these things are major mysteries. The same mini-van has a couple of burned out lights in the dash and the dealer doesn't know how to replace them, he claims that they really aren't supposed to burn out in the normal life of the vehicle.

It's a strange, strange world we live in nowadays.

Tim Douglass

To replace a rear tail light on the company Silverado pickup I drive you have to either remove the "Fibre Body" cap/box or chop a hole in it to get to the lens cover screws. See:

Nova wrote in news:iQDGi.286$Lm2.103@trndny09:

Strange. In California, in 8 years of driving my Sierra, I've never needed to change a taillight in it. Daytime running lamps, on the other hand...

Patriarch

Check the lamp socket. You'll probably find it's scorched and the socket needs replacement. Five trucks in one office, all with the same trouble, and GM says "What problem?".

DerbyDad03 wrote in news:1189781801.152333.94460 @k79g2000hse.googlegroups.com:

Electrical work is being mystified and mythified out of the realm of home owners. Yes, you can burn your house down with an electrical fire. That doesn't mean you have to live with a bad switch (more of a fire hazard) that you don't want to pay an electrician $50 to come out and replace. (This is the way it usually happens.)

People are scared because of all the fools out there that don't take the time to learn how something's supposed to be done and plan it all out.

Puckdropper

My Subaru Outback was cake, as is my Tacoma. AFAIR, I didn't need a single tool on the Subie. My Nissan pickup needed a 4" thick NASA procedure and room full of engineers to figure out.

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Ahhh... Power tool bulb replacement!

The cap was probably designed when bulbs were replace by removing the lens cover.

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So THAT would be why I see so many of the previous version of GM truck with only one DRL?

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