Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!!!!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and Wild Turkey bourbon and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The end
I love happy endings.
:-)
At a seminar for women, the moderator started off by answering the question he knew would be asked: "Why are all the good men married?"
His answer: "It's marriage that makes them good. Men CAN be trained. You ladies should look at your prospective mate as a project, not a finished product. In fact, the best prospects are men that have BEEN married. They're already half-way house-broken."
Every woman's dream wedding:
Aisle Altar Hymn
A man is like a hardwood floor. Lay it properly and you can walk on it for 30 years.
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