Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!!!!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went
fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and Wild Turkey
bourbon and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up
and farted whenever he wanted.
I love happy endings.
At a seminar for women, the moderator started off by answering the question
he knew would be asked: "Why are all the good men married?"
His answer: "It's marriage that makes them good. Men CAN be trained. You
ladies should look at your prospective mate as a project, not a finished
product. In fact, the best prospects are men that have BEEN married. They're
already half-way house-broken."
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