Why don't they make 4 ply toilet paper?

[Commander Kinsey]

You should be dreading the left wingers getting back in and stealing your taxes for obligatory charity for the poor.

[Commander Kinsey]

Bollocks. Not here anyway. Everything is 2 ply except the posh stuff.

[Commander Kinsey]

It's the damp in the shit that makes your finger go through. Just like when you blow your nose on tissues it goes straight through it.

[Rod Speed]

Have fun providing a link to anything like as good as that.

Only for the stupid, stupid.

Its killing him.

[Rod Speed]

The right wingers piss far more away on their military system.

[Xeno]

Indeed. The weather looked down at Scotland and said to itself - move on, nothing to see here.

[Commander Kinsey]

How dare you refer to me as Mr Speed!

[Commander Kinsey]

Did you never work that out? It's because they've got out of line. Simply take one revolution of a single ply off, and they line up again. You've managed to use one more revolution of one of the plies. Still happens to me just as often as it always used to, especially when they put way too much glue at the start and it's a bugger to get it going.

[Commander Kinsey]

How did people have any skin left on their buttocks after using that stuff? And how did it get through the U bend?

[Commander Kinsey]

You're older than everyone.

[Xeno]

Indeed, you are ever so slow on the uptake!

[Commander Kinsey]

I wish it would, but it just falls. Again and again and again. If only we could sell all this water.

[Commander Kinsey]

Then maybe you should explain yourself more clearly.

[The Natural Philosopher]

Speak for yourself, zombie

[RayL12]

Thank you for the suggestion.

And don't forget, you can also use, 'and your mom', insults too. Although, that would probably take a philosopher to reach me.

[Commander Kinsey]

He may have made it sound childish but he is quite correct. People with intelligence can make their own decisions. This part of society nonsense really is not required.

[RayL12]

Intelligence? Information one holds; the ability to use it to one's best ability. Does that describe it?

We mostly think within the confines of our knowledge and the ability to interpret it. What our thoughts and actions have on the realms outside of the self cannot be determined, always. In this manner, intelligence is a very loose word.

We can all think for ourselves, correct. But not always correctly.

[Commander Kinsey]

And you think some power hungry maniac who got into parliament is more intelligent than you?!

[The Natural Philosopher]

Excuse me, it was you who insulted your fellow man by declaring that he could not think for himself. Presumably that though is, however, not yours, but part of whatever society you think you are part of.

No, you have fully drink the koolaid of the Hegelian and Marxist fallacies. You are beyond hope. Or reach.

[The Natural Philosopher]

As the above two sentences amply demonstrate