A yard is pretty much a metre.
Bloody hell, are you a millionaire?
Why are you doing that weird American thing of using smaller denominations? Why use feet when you could use a smaller number of yards? Why do Americans say they weigh 140 pounds instead of 10 stone? Why don't you just go for it and list the sizes in inches?
You know you're well off when you have quadrants.
I misread that as "is much fatter".