What's a little smoke? A friend had a '59 chevy and thought a dose of STP would help. We understood smoke was involved so we adjourned to a country road at the old swimming hole where there were no houses. To make it even better, the Chevy was filled with random camping gear.
He was having trouble getting the STP down the carb throat, but there was enough to generate a cloud. During the process a wandering NYS Trooper stopped to check things out. He determined he was dealing with two clueless but non-criminal nerds and that the camping stuff wasn't stolen.
His parting words were 'By the way, gomer, that's STP oil treatment you're trying to force down the carb with a butter knife. STP gas treatment works a lot better.'
The friend went on to get his PhD in electronics and had a very successful career but could be pretty dangerous in the real world. He wasn't Indian but fit in with the common wisdom at RPI: 'If you wind up with an Indian lab partner you've lucked out because they're brilliant. Just don't let them anywhere near a screwdriver.'