Is it true that electricians give their brides those one of those
screw on rings that attach a cable or conduit connector into a
metallic electrical box knockout? After all, your bride is marrying
an electrician, so why not have her promote your business. And since
these come in a variety of sizes, there should be one to fit every
woman. The 1/2 inch size will fit the average woman, the 3/4 size
fits the larger woman. The 1 inch size fits the very large woman. If
you need anything larger than that, you are marrying an elephant (and
this does not mean they necessarily vote republican).
Better yet, they come in a variety of shapes. Some have 8 teeth,
other have 6, and some of the old ones from the BX days have a square
shape (for the "square woman"), and have 4 rather decorative knotches.
And there are more. Just look in the bottom of your electricians
toolbox and you'll find one that will perfectly match your bride. If
you're wiring business has been really lucrative, you might even take
the ring to a plating company and have it chromed or gold plated.
If you're living from paycheck to paycheck, you can always buy a can
of gold spray paint at Walmart for a buck.
Your bride will always remember she married an electrician and you
will make her very happy.
If you're not an electrician, there are pictures of these clamps here:
Click to see the full signature.