I keep spare lumber under my porch and needed some from the very bottom of the pile.
After living here for 40 years, I decided to pull it all out and sort it and get rid of a lot of useless pieces as well.
After it was all removed, I pulled a small scrap of newspaper out of the dirt and for some reason glanced at it before I tossed it.
It's almost 100 years old! There was an ad for a Victrola.
$350 for the hand cranked version. $ 390 for one with an electric motor
Nice bit of history.
Anyway...once I had all the lumber sorted I was too tired to do the actual work. My wife however roared with laughter when she saw me...my sweaty bald head was covered with a nice brown-dirt wig.