TODAY'S SHITSPLAT REPORT (¬‿¬)

Sep 04, 2020 0 Replies

Last nite, whilst watching my FREE Netflix channel on the tube, me and my Huddersfield Hotpot enjoyed homemade torpedo sammiches, homemade tater salad, and a sampling of a fine bottle of red. After which we had, for dessert, some chocolate chip Bunny ice cream!



GODDAMNIT IT, PLEASANCE... I'M STUFFED!"



Anywho, this morning the "dam" burst with a monumental shitsplat...one for the records, I wood say. Anywho, enough about me..



HOW'S IT GOIN', EH?



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