Outhouse Plans in Grate Demand !

[Cyberbilly]

G Henslee, Troll:

You're an A-hole.

-CB

[Cyberbilly]

Stormin' Mormon:

Know why you always take two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because is you only take one, he'll drink all the beer.

-CB

[G Henslee]

Easy to tell who the bride is - she's the one with the most flies buzzing around her.

[Stormin Mormon]

That one dates you -- and it's not even right. It's an Italian joke.

[Stormin Mormon]

That one needed about five bangs.

You're an A-hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(OK, that's more than five.)

[Stormin Mormon]

With two, you have a designated drinker?

[Donna]

In a certain southern college town around 1977, all you had to do was tell them (the Mormons, too) you attended the church of Christ, and they'd get out of the door as quick as they could. The Bible knowledge reputation got around fast.

D> I tell them I'm Catholic; they wish me a good day and leave. BW (I'm really > Baptist)

[G Henslee]

The same product, Mormon B Gone that works on them when they crawl up to the door will work on the JW's as well. Keep a can on the shelf right next to the Limey Away.

[harry k]

Hasn't worked for me. The minute you start on a religious discussion, you loose, they'll never give up. The only thing that works for me is outright rudeness. The last time as I came to the door I saw the 'watchtower' sticking out of the briefcase, open door and say instantely "I'm not interested in your cult, leave NOW!" They did without a word.

Harry K

[Guv Bob]

shavings.

fishing?

That's a BAPTISS JOKE, yew heathen!!!

[Guv Bob]

I am never bothered by them rapscallions no more ever scents I installed a handy self-aiming, high-pressure lawn sprinkler.

Guv Bob "Self-aiming, high-pressure lawn sprinklers - only $99.95" (Mormons and Catholics pay 5% more. Jews get it wholesale

10% off.)

leave. BW (I'm really

knocking your

[Guv Bob]

to teach *THEM*

[NuckinFutz]

Prolly cuz you just finished having sex with your daughters and granddaughters

[Stormin Mormon]

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