I usually make it a point not to perpetuate cross-posts, but I'm gonna violate
Jerry Falwell's secretary buzzed him and said, "I know you don't want to be
disturbed, but the Pope is on the phone and he says it's very important."
Falwell picked up the phone and said "Hey, Benny. It's good to hear from you.
What's going on?"
Pope: "Well, Jerry, I have some good news, and some bad news. Which do you
Falwell: "Let me have the good news first."
Pope: "Jerry, the Lord came to me in a vision and told me that he is making
his plans to come back to earth very soon. To prepare the way, he wants to
meet with a small group of religious leaders to reveal his plans to us in more
Falwell: "That's wonderful news, Benny! Praise the Lord! How could there
possibly be any bad news after that? When and where does he want to meet us?"
Pope: "That's the bad news. The meeting is at 10 o'clock Tuesday morning in
Salt Lake City."
Reminds me of the "Oh God" movie with George Burns and John Denver. And how
the grocery store manager was instructed to go up to the big guy in the
white suit and tell him God had a personal message.
Some folks just don't teach the correct message.
I woulda said 30 pans of green jello with carrot shavings.
You hear... at Mormon Weddings, they need a designated drunk.
You call "get your fat butt over here, Spencer" and half the boys in the
room come to you.
The punch bowl is considered "spiked" if someone mixes the punch with
caffeinated soda pop.
The women stand around and discuss if chocolate is a violation of the word
The groom is carrying a diamond studded CTR ring in a velvet box before the
The Bishop, bride, and groom all arrive 15 minutes late.
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