OT: uneven cooking in microwaves

[Bob Eager]

[Jane Black]

I’d have you publicly flogged if you hadn't actually enjoyed that so much the last time, boy.

Min isnt in fact officially any of those.

[Commander Kinsey]

Ah, amplifying the problem. One day someone will invent a product that actually works.

[Commander Kinsey]

Then they ought not to make ovens that don't cook the middle.

[Commander Kinsey]

That's no good, the food would go off and do it's own thing and evolve, and I'd never get to eat it.

[Commander Kinsey]

As far as I remember, evenly scattered throughout it.

It's inside a cage! It doesn't get transmitted. It would probably be illegal to remove the magnetron and transmit that much microwave power out into the air.

Not very good is it?

We need a complete redesign of the microwave oven from the ground up.

Oh wait, there is one, using radio waves controlled electronically, adjusting he frequency depending on what food you put in it:

[Commander Kinsey]

You're retired, you have all the time in the world to sit watching the food spin round and round....

Everything can be done in a pan in 10 minutes.

I have to touch it once, to change from full power to half once it's boiled.

[Commander Kinsey]

Why can't you make cold? If I can convert mass into energy, why not energy into mass?

[Commander Kinsey]

People said you couldn't have a transporter like in Star Trek. NASA did it (although only over a distance of a few metres).

[Commander Kinsey]

Misspelt for copyright reasons.

[Max Demian]

Won't chop the veg though.

[A noiseless patient Spider]

So maybe shove a pile of horseshit up your ass and see if oats come out of your mouth?

[The Natural Philosopher]

I see you have tried and succeeded in shoving oats up your ass so that horsehit comes out of your mouth

So its getting closer

[Mark Lloyd]

I once had a computer game called monopolee.

[Commander Kinsey]

I can't find the one I had, I don't think this is it:

was programmed by a bloke in Scotland (Dundee I think), and just called Monopoly. It wasn't the official version.

The official versions are:

[Commander Kinsey]

Agreed.

They ought to remove the ban on killing unborn foetuses, and scan very single baby for any abnormalities, then kill off the rubbish ones.

Can that be undone?

[Commander Kinsey]

I've got a 6 core processor and two 4 core processors running Oracle analysing data from the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland. You never know I might find a new particle we can use.

[Commander Kinsey]

Please elaborate on the serious shit in brackets.

[Commander Kinsey]

You mean conduction.

[Commander Kinsey]

See youtube for things not to microwave unless you want an explosion. I particularly like those chemical lights - someone heated one in a microwave then had it blow up in his face!:

Also, bricks in washing machines: