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OT: uneven cooking in microwaves
Oct 16, 2019
160 Replies
I’d have you publicly flogged if you hadn't actually enjoyed that so much the last time, boy.
Min isnt in fact officially any of those.
Ah, amplifying the problem. One day someone will invent a product that actually works.
Then they ought not to make ovens that don't cook the middle.
That's no good, the food would go off and do it's own thing and evolve, and I'd never get to eat it.
As far as I remember, evenly scattered throughout it.
It's inside a cage! It doesn't get transmitted. It would probably be illegal to remove the magnetron and transmit that much microwave power out into the air.
Not very good is it?
We need a complete redesign of the microwave oven from the ground up.
Oh wait, there is one, using radio waves controlled electronically, adjusting he frequency depending on what food you put in it:
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You're retired, you have all the time in the world to sit watching the food spin round and round....
Everything can be done in a pan in 10 minutes.
I have to touch it once, to change from full power to half once it's boiled.
Why can't you make cold? If I can convert mass into energy, why not energy into mass?
People said you couldn't have a transporter like in Star Trek. NASA did it (although only over a distance of a few metres).
Misspelt for copyright reasons.
Won't chop the veg though.
So maybe shove a pile of horseshit up your ass and see if oats come out of your mouth?
I see you have tried and succeeded in shoving oats up your ass so that horsehit comes out of your mouth
So its getting closer
I once had a computer game called monopolee.
I can't find the one I had, I don't think this is it:
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was programmed by a bloke in Scotland (Dundee I think), and just called Monopoly. It wasn't the official version.
The official versions are:
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Agreed.
They ought to remove the ban on killing unborn foetuses, and scan very single baby for any abnormalities, then kill off the rubbish ones.
Can that be undone?
I've got a 6 core processor and two 4 core processors running Oracle analysing data from the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland. You never know I might find a new particle we can use.
Please elaborate on the serious s*it in brackets.
You mean conduction.
See youtube for things not to microwave unless you want an explosion. I particularly like those chemical lights - someone heated one in a microwave then had it blow up in his face!:
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Also, bricks in washing machines:
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