[SOLVED] (OT) Fishing question

[T]

Golf is what happens to fishermen who lead unrighteous lives and, well, die: "welcome to the eternal golf course!"

[rbowman]

Golf is fun! I play it with a .357. That's a little rough on the balls but I can always find more on the walking path that goes around the golf course.

[Frank]

I've done that too. I walk in a park near a golf course and often come home with golf balls, baseballs and the like. I'll hang them up at the range and shoot them with pistols. Once shot a golf ball with a .357 to have it bounce 25 yards back to me to lay at my feet.

You'd be surprised how many times you can shoot these balls before destroying them.

[T]

ate  fishing/angling  ..

UUGHH   golf.

I stand corrected !!!

[T]

te  fishing/angling  ..

UGHH   golf.

I can hear the conversation now.

"Am I dead?"

"Yup."

"Am I in heaven or hell?"

"Take a guess."

"Why am I on a golf course?"

"Take a another guess."

"Oh S*** !!! I really am in hell!"

"Cleaver ex-fisherman."

"NNNNNOOOOOOOO !!! Anything but golf!!! Give me Fire and Brimstone! Give me 72 male virgins! Give me Floods! Earthquakes! SMOG! Condescending Limeys! ANYTHING BUT GOLF !!!! "

"Suck it up cupcake. Now go walk after that ball."

[T]

ate  fishing/angling  ..

UUGHH   golf.

"What do you mean by 'ex'?"

[hah]

[snip]

Funny typo.

[snip]

[Ralph Mowery]

Friend bought a new S&W 22 LR revolver a number of years back and it would do the same thing. Had it worked on and now it will not do that and shoots very well.