The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might have the sentence "If you can read this, you're too damned close" embroidered on her panties and bra.
"Yes madam," said the clerk. "I'm quite certain that could be done. Would you prefer block or script letters ?"
Not here, one of my favourite dinners tonight, a cottage roll, think it
is a regional thing, but essentially a mildly pickled pork shoulder,
boil it up with carrots, potatoes and onions for a couple hours. I like
the meat with a dijon mustard and brown sugar glaze on it, it is to die
for, so tasty. No chunks involved.
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