OT 12 year Gin Project

[Eagle]

Getting stoned befor dinner might make you leave your dinner in the dunny.

[Mr Macaw]

Not everyone has a weak stomach.

[Mr Macaw]

Are the Mexicans safe to f*ck?

[morty]

Yah, just don't marry one...at least not one that has living relatives.

[Mr Macaw]

Bit protective are they?

[morty]

My best advice: If you must marry, find an orphan.

[Eagle]

After blowing chunks, who wants to eat more dinner?

[Mr Macaw]

I don't blow chunks unless I've eaten something WAY past it's useby date, or drunk ENORMOUS quantities of alcohol. And I never get a hangover.

[FrozenNorth]

Not here, one of my favourite dinners tonight, a cottage roll, think it is a regional thing, but essentially a mildly pickled pork shoulder, boil it up with carrots, potatoes and onions for a couple hours. I like the meat with a dijon mustard and brown sugar glaze on it, it is to die for, so tasty. No chunks involved.

[Mr Macaw]

Take out the pork and the mustard and I'll eat it.

[FrozenNorth]

Picky bastard aren't you.

[Mr Macaw]

I only detest meat and very spicy food.

[dangerous dan]

They probably do.

[Eagle]

Not My response Uncle M.

[Eagle]

Glad your roomy survived Uncle M. Glad you did as well!

[Mr Macaw]

Why do they call it projectile vomiting? It always is. It doesn't just dribble out....

[Mr Macaw]

Can you propel yourself along with it?

[Eagle]

Yep, it's "kill".

[Mr Macaw]

ote:

Indeed. It's peaceful with all those damn white folks dead.

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The world's largest fruit are giant pumpkins. The world record is 1061l= bs (481.3 kg).

[Eagle]

It WAS a good day to die.....