December 25, 2007
It began as a happy Christmas on 21st Avenue, but ended in trajedy.
Robert Kellington loved his television, and had at least one set in
every room of the house, all connected to his satellite system. On
Christmas eve he got a 60 inch big screen television as a gift. Early
on Christmas morning he flipped on the kitchen tv, grabbed a bite to
eat and went to the bathroom for personal needs. While in the
bathroom, he flipped on the bathroom tv set. Both his son and
daughter were watching cartoons in their bedrooms, and his wife was
watching a church service on the 27 inch master bedroom television.
Kellington went to the basement to get some tools, and immediately
flipped on the basement tv, leaving it on as he came back upstairs and
went to the living toom to connect the cable to his new big screen
set. He got the cable connected, and hit the power switch, just when
his neighbor, Matthew Foreman was running a snowblower on his
driveway, near the Kellington's satellite dish.
The moment Robert Kellington his the power switch on his new big
screen tv, there was a power surge through the satellite dish, and his
neighbor, Matthew Foreman was sucked into the dish, along with his
snowblower. Both him and the snowblower exploded as they smashed thru
the center of the satellite dish, and were expelled out the rear in
small pieces of flesh, bone, and metal, which were spread across an
area several city blocks wide.
Police investigators later said there were 14 television sets turned
on at the same time in the Kellington's home, and the surge of that
big screen set created such a powerful burst of energy, it literally
sucked Foreman into the dish, causing his instantanious death. They
went on to explain that the dish was sucking so much power it became
an electronic magnet of sorts and reacted similar to a vacuum cleaner.
The magnetic field grabbed the metal of the snowblower, pulling
Foreman along. They estimated Foreman and the snowblower struck the
dish at a speed of over 60,000 miles per second, thus exploding them
Kellington is not being charged, since it was not intentional, but all
of his television equipment is being held for investigation.
Kellington refused to speak to reporters, except to say that he is so
very sorry for what happened. Police investigators are considering
the possibility of suing the manufacturer of both the satellite
equipment, and the big screen television, but not until further
analysis and research is done to determine the cause of the incident.
Gary Hernandez - Reporter
WEED Tv Inc.
on 12/26/2007 4:10 PM firstname.lastname@example.org said the following:
I saw a movie one time named "Stay Tuned", where the people were sucked
into the satellite dish and sent off into characters in TV programs. It
starred John Ritter and Pam Dawber. Are you sure this isn't the movie?
Medes and Persians, and the
he-goat is the king of Greece, and the great horn that is between his eyes
is the first king of this monarchy.
"Now that being broken, whereas four stood up for it, four kingdoms shall
stand up out of the nation, but not in his power.
"And in the latter time of their kingdom, when iniquities are come to the
full, there shall arise a king, insolent and strong, but not by his own
power, to whom all things shall succeed after his own will; and he shall
destroy the holy people, and through his policy also he shall cause craft to
prosper in his hand, and he shall destroy many. He shall also stand up
against the Prince of princes, but he shall perish miserably, and
nevertheless by a violent hand."
Daniel 9:20. "Whilst I was praying with all my heart, and confessing my sin
and the sin of all my people, and prostrating myself before my God, even
Gabriel, whom I had seen in the vision at the beginning, came to me and
touched me about the time of the evening oblation, and he informed me and
said, O Daniel, I am now come forth to give thee the knowledge of things. At
the beginning of thy supplications I came to shew that which thou didst
desire, for thou are greatly beloved: therefore understand the matter, and
consider the vision. Seventy weeks are determined upon thy people, and upon
thy holy city, to finish the transgression, and to make an end of sins, and
to abolish iniquity, and to bring in everlasting righteousness; to
accomplish the vision and the prophecies, and to anoint the Most Holy.
(After which this people shall be no more thy people, nor this city the holy
city. The times of wrath shall be passed, and the years of grace shall come
"Know therefore, and understand, that, from the going forth of the
commandment to restore and to build Jerusalem unto the Messiah the Prince,
shall be seven weeks, and three score and t
To all with too much time....
What pap for half-baked brains.
Be careful! Once long ago brains and eggs were a delicacy aboard railroad
trains' dining cars.
I'll take the eggs; the rest of you are stuck with your brains.
the heathen, after Jesus Christ, believed in the
books of Moses, kept them in substance and spirit, and only rejected what
725. Prophecies.--The conversion of the Egyptians (Isaiah 19:19); an altar
in Egypt to the true God.
726. Prophecies.--In Egypt. Pugio Fidei, p. 659. Talmud. "It is a tradition
among us, that, when the Messiah shall come, the house of God, destined for
the dispensation of His Word, shall be full of filth and impurity; and that
the wisdom of the scribes shall be corrupt and rotten. Those who shall be
afraid to sin, shall be rejected by the people, and treated as senseless
Is. xlix: "Listen, O isles, unto me, and hearken, ye people, from afar: The
Lord hath called me by my name from the womb of my mother; in the shadow of
His hand hath He hid me, and hath made my words like a sharp sword, and said
unto me, Thou art my servant in whom I will be glorified. Then I said, Lord,
have I laboured in vain? have I spent my strength for nought? yet surely my
judgment is with Thee, O Lord, and my work with Thee. And now, saith the
Lord, that formed me from the womb to be His servant, to bring Jacob and
Israel again to Him, Thou shalt be glorious in my sight, and I will be thy
strength. It is a light thing that thou shouldst convert the tribes of
Jacob; I have raised thee up for a light to the Gentiles, that thou mayest
be my salvation unto the ends of the earth. Thus saith the Lord to him whom
man despiseth, to him whom the nation abhorreth, to a servant of rulers,
Princes and kings shall worship thee, because the Lord is f
wrote general bullshit:
The only real truth is found in the Koran at 34:13.22a(2) wherein it
"And it shall come to pass that the followers of Mohammed (may he rot
in his casket wrapped in the ballsack of a pig) shall always have
their way with their goats and camels as the goat and camel will
always have lesser backhair than his two-bagger woman. And shall he
hide the dick so small beneath the toga wrapped around his slender
legs as they bend in anticipation of entry by his father/uncle as they
are both the same man. Yea shall he utter God is Great as he strokes
his dick so small and deposits his DNA into the innards of the goat,
camel, or woman, for it shall matter not which of them he chooses dost
they all have the sphincter as if it were one. Then shall he
understand that only one must take the young boy and the camel to be
as great as Mohammed as he is known for shores everywhere as the fag
of Baghdad, the tonsil of Tunisia, the poker of Greece. And shall he
keep the goat close by to take the cameldung from his dick so small.
And Allah sjhall be watching, and watching carefully from above as he
wanks to the sight of Mohammed and his goat."
et contradicentem.141 That God would
strike them with blindness, and in full noon they would grope like the
blind; and that a forerunner would go before Him.
736. Transfixerunt. Zech. 12:10.
That a deliverer should come, who would crush the demon's head, and free His
people from their sins, ex omnibus iniquitatibus; that there should be
a New Covenant, which would be eternal; that there should be another
priesthood after the order of Melchisedek, and it should be eternal; that
the Christ should be glorious, mighty, strong, and yet so poor that He would
not be recognised, nor taken for what He is, but rejected and slain; that
His people who denied Him should no longer be His people; that the idolaters
should receive Him, and take refuge in Him; that He should leave Zion to
reign in the centre of idolatry; that nevertheless the Jews should continue
for ever; that He should be of Judah, and when there should be no longer a
SECTION XII: PROOFS OF JESUS CHRIST
their nothingness without knowing
it; for it is indeed to be unhappy to be in insufferable sadness as soon as
we are reduced to thinking of self and have no diversion.
165. Thoughts.--In omnibus requiem quaesivi.21 If our condition were truly
happy, we not need diversion from thinking of it in order to make ourselves
166. Diversion.--Death is easier to bear without thinking of it than is the
thought of death without peril.
167. The miseries of human life has established all this: as men have seen
this, they have taken up diversion.
168. Diversion.--As men are not able to fight against death, misery,
ignorance, they have taken it into their heads, in order to be happy, not to
think of them at all.
169. Despite these miseries, man wishes to be happy, and only wishes to be
happy, and cannot wish not to be so. But how will he set about it? To be
happy he would have to make himself immortal; but, not being able to do so,
it has occurred to him to prevent himself from thinking of death.
have listened to Him as a master.
"The Lord hath revealed His will, and I was not rebellious.
"I gave my body to the smiters, and my cheeks to outrage; I hid not my face
from shame and spitting. But the Lord hath helped me; therefore I have not
"He is near that justifieth me; who will contend with me? who will be mine
adversary, and accuse me of sin, God himself being my protector?
"All men shall pass away, and be consumed by time; let those that fear God
hearken to the voice of His servant; let him that languisheth in darkness
put his trust in the Lord. But as for you, ye do but kindle the wrath of God
upon you; ye walk in the light of your fire and in the sparks that ye have
kindled. This shall ye have of mine hand; ye shall lie down in sorrow.
"Hearken to me, ye that follow after righteousness, ye that seek the Lord:
look unto the rock whence ye are hewn, and to the hole of the pit whence ye
are digged. Look unto Abraham, your father, and unto Sarah that bare you:
for I called him alone, when childless, and increased him. Behold, I have
comforted Zion, and heaped upon her blessings and consolations.
"Hearken unto me, my people, and give ear unto me; for a law shall proceed
from me, and I will make my judgment to rest for a light of the Gentiles."
Amos viii. The prophet, having enumerated the sins of Israel, said that God
had sworn to take vengeance on them.
He says this: "And it shall come to pass in that day, saith the Lord, that I
will cause the sun to go down at noon, and I will darken the earth in the
clear day; and I will turn your feasts into mourning, and all your songs
"You all shall have sorrow and suffering, and I will make this nation mourn
as for an only son, and the end therefore as a bitter day. Behold, the days
come, saith the Lord, that I will send a famine in the land, not a famine of
bread, nor a thirst for water, but of hearing the words of the Lord. And
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