To celebrate Independence Day, I'm going to a couple service calls, to pay my overwhelming debt. I'll drive my NYS inspected, EPA approved vehicle. Complying with the speed limits, and sobriety levels. I'll signal all my turns, and obey the traffic signs and signals. I started this morning with my medicine, purchased at government approved pharmacy, and meets FDA standards. I'll stop on the way to buy gasoline with mandated 10% ethanol, and hope it doesn't clog my EPA mandated catalytic converter. I'll remember to slow down and merge over, if I see any police with vehicles pulled over. And wear my NYS mandated seat belt. Cheerfully stop and chat with the police at the road side check points. Before I go, I ought to check and see if all my NYS mandated signal and headlight bulbs are working. I'll probably go to a government approved fireworks show, tonight, as personally owned fireworks are illegal. I'll be sure to be unarmed, as I don't have government permission to own a handgun. Will bring my government approved cell phone, which complies with FCC parts and regulations, in case I get mugged, and need to call for a government employed policeman with a gun, to deal with the criminal who is illegally carrying unlicensed handgun. Might buy some FDA approved groceries on the way home, using US government issued dollars and coins. We sure are blessed to live in a free nation.
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9 years ago