How to know a picnic is a success?

mold on the food dirty hands serving/cooking food not enough toilets not enough toilet paper liquor

Hot chicks.

Hot chicks in yoga pants ready to put out after too much white wine and not enuf potatoe salad.

Oh wait, wrong picnic...

I'd have to go to a biker bar, instead of a church picnic.

Especially a male only priesthood picnic.

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Hot chicks.

ALWAYS good food! No ants, mosquitoes or barking dogs :o)

someone visiting from the local Assembly of God. Maybe you can get saved and go there from now on.

Didn't to him, either.

Please define "saved". I've heard five or six different definitions.

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someone visiting from the local Assembly of God. Maybe you can get saved and go there from now on.

if you don't know, then most likely you're not.

If you can't describe what you believe, in simple terms. You're probably not believing the gospel of Christ.

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if you don't know, then most likely you're not.

Think big. Fifty bikers show up in full biker regalia with their women. Forty couples swap their gear for something like this:

I had a bunch of bikers pass me today. Double file. At least 20 . I slowed down. Pagens.

Greg

Neat T shirt. I'm not a biker, but I do like the shirt.

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Actually, it's a Democrat thing. Examine every possible aspect of a Republican candidate's past. Find some obscure event from his or her youth, and then report it with great fanfare. Twist the details, and make it sound like a horrific crime against humanity, suitable for war crimes trial. Meantime, ignore the open admissions that Democrats make about their own pasts.

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Is that a Mormon thing, or Republican? Or both?

...and if you can't find something, make it up.

But what they do is "normal". You expect it from them so it's no big deal.

You WISH!