Garden gnome shortage wracks England!

Because of the week's blockage of the Suez Canal, there is a severe shortage of garden gnomes in the garden shops of the UK.

This also means that the marriage prospects of 100's of garden gnomettes are in doubt.

Please, do what you can to help.

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Increased gardening because of Corona is also to blame.

On Sat, 17 Apr 2021 12:20:20 -0400, micky posted for all of us to digest...

I guess this has *some* connection to a.h.r

As is the Gnome Lives Matter movement, which has encouraged them to run away to freedom in Scotland, where many of them have gone into politics.