G clamp or C clamp?

[crosses legs] I don't wish to imagine how that could happen or how much it would hurt.

I see cramp and clamp as two seperate ideas. Clamp means thing A is holding thing B together. Cramp means thing A has jammed up.

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James Wilkinson
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Well, it was a job performed by people gathering and manipulating numbers. The electronic version today does nothing that people cannot do manually, albeit a bit slower.

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Ed Pawlowski

Causing the person replying to post to a different group to what he read it in is childish.

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James Wilkinson

He should have been a woodworking teacher.

There's a bloke called A Prentice round here, he's a tradesman.

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James Wilkinson

No G strings, please. He's English.

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Neill Massello

Sorry, I did know that, and left out the "t".

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Charles Bishop

Clare will spank you in due course.

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James Wilkinson

You're replying to someone the person you killfiled has killfiled. Do that again and the space time continuum will compress and combust.

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James Wilkinson

It depends who the other people are.

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James Wilkinson

I could post some very disgusting links here.

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James Wilkinson

I would never say such a girly thing.

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James Wilkinson

C-string (the clothing kind) is somewhat like a C-clamp.

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Tak To

There is a kind of tool called a jointer, which is like a planer; and there is a kind of tool called a joiner, aka a biscuit joiner, which is used to cut high precision slots for a "biscuit join".

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Tak To
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The effect will propagate backward in time and trigger the big bang.

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hah

Yo, dude!

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rbowman

That's where the capo comes in. Watch out for those Bill Russel Double Action Capos.

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rbowman

Entry in one of the contests that used to run in the Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction: "My parents went to the planet of asymmetrical people and all I got was this lousy F-shirt"....r

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RH Draney

Two cases of E-clampsia, then.

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Peter Moylan

See also crampon, the climber's tool.

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Peter Moylan

Or tampon.... no that doesn't fit.

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James Wilkinson

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