Yoo amewican not funny! Yoo sey chinee makey bad too, I sey chinee
makea tool bery good! What you think, I am bwack and decker? Me no
bwack and decker, me just one chinee man making tool.
You buy my tool now joe!
HA HA HA HA! Got a good laugh out of that!
Very good indeed! I sure can't come up with something like that!
You have a web page or file or doc full of such humourous takeoffs?
Wouldn't mind seeing more such stuff.
The one that comes to mind were the Pittsburgh flare nut wrenches I bought
from Harbor Fright. They were so soft that they turned around the nut, and
rounded nuts off. A good set from my tool supplier works nicely, and doesn't
Not exactly a booby trap but this did cost me an extra trip yesterday.
The cam lock on the kneehole drawer of one of our front office desks
failed last week, so over the weekend I drove to the nearest Lowes and
picked up a replacement. Not exactly a cutting edge product, those
locks, they've probably been made to somewhat the same design for at
least a hundred years.
The blister packed cam lock I grabbed and bought for $3.98 was marked
"Made to Belwith's specifications in China."
When I went to install it I found that when I assembled this POS (per
the instructions) either the cylinder was a bit too short or the lock
body slightly long, because tightening the screw which holds the cam and
rotation washer to the cylinder caused the lock to bind up tighter than
a bull's ass in fly season.
I could have taken it home and milled away the back end of the lock body
to gain the clearance needed for it to work, but instead I zipped around
the corner to a family run locksmith shop where I bought a cam lock
marked "Made in USA" for $6.80. Now, maybe some of the parts of that
lock came from another country, but I bet the assembly and inspection
took place here.
Total damage from that booby trap? The time and gas I wasted driving 10
miles roundtrip to buy that Chinese made one at Lowes. You do the math.
It's not the fault of the Chinese that you choose to buy - not only -
the wrong equipment for the job (that seems to be a pattern for you)...
but the cheapest as well.
Surprise! You didn't save a damn thing, and you bored everyone here
with your sob story.
whats funny is that for one brief moment i expected sanity.
whats funny is that theres always some angry young man was gonna place the
race card not because he actually cares, but simply because he can.
whats funny.... is you.
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