American toilet design?

[Commander Kinsey]

Or there's another variable.

[Commander Kinsey]

Don't they just infest dogs? Ok, some German women fall into that category.

[Commander Kinsey]

And how do they cope with the f****ng stench of a shit that isn't underwater?

[Commander Kinsey]

If I was a German I would have rushed to the hospital after eating beetroot.

[Commander Kinsey]

What was un-PC about it?

Agreed.

[Rod Speed]

There is no stench with most people.

[Commander Kinsey]

Water is on 75% (ish) of the planet. It's a renewable resource, no need to save it.

[Commander Kinsey]

But our trap is a tenth of the size, mind you, with the size of American butts....

Mine stays dirty once in 50 uses. But then I don't have constant explosive diarrhea. I suggest not eating so much. It'll make your butt a decent size too.

[Commander Kinsey]

Even using a fair amount of toilet paper can jam any toilet.

[Commander Kinsey]

Why the hell did we stop using them? Maybe we didn't like water splashing our arses when we dropped a big one.

[Commander Kinsey]

He lets his own dog eat its own shit?

[Commander Kinsey]

Probably three per person. Sorry, three per ass. Why do the yanks refer to each other as an ass? As in "sit your ass down there" or "get your ass outta here". Are their asses really so big that that's all they see?

[rbowman]

The Indians don't like the term squaw.

The name had already been toned down from Squaw Tit:

I can't think of any reason anyone would have called it that.

It's a nice hike with great views. I never measured it with the GPS but I'd guess the last 300' of elevation is a non-technical rock hop. There's no distinct trail and I don't think I've ever taken the same exact path. Last October there was enough snow that I was able to retrace my path part of the way before I got to bare rock. It's 7,989 ft, not the highest around here but quite distinctive.

[Commander Kinsey]

And you'd be able to? I'd puke before it passed my lips.

So what would be the minimum payment required for you to do it?

[Commander Kinsey]

I only check for something serious. Not something that just might possibly maybe just have a small chance of being serious.

[rbowman]

Well, that's the thing with the internet... Unfortunately we allowed it to spread to Europe. If a Belgian accesses Farcebook or Twitter, whose regulations apply?

They do seem to well and truly screwed. Around here the August forest fires are a fact of life, and sometimes homes get burned, but they're never as widespread and devastating. Damn good thing; we don't have any beaches to evacuate to.

[Commander Kinsey]

Has anyone ever told you you're a little odd? There's a reason our bodies reject disgusting things.

Fucking show off. And haven't you ever wanted to go on a cruise or something ridiculous?

Hang on, why did you want that million earlier?

[Commander Kinsey]

Yours. They have the choice not to access it if they don't like your rules.

Just as when I go to France, I can (and have) got done for laws that are applicable only there.

You'd think if there were devastating fires there would be nothing left to devastate next time.

[Commander Kinsey]

See your doctor about hyperchondria. Actually, don't, they have better things to do.

[Commander Kinsey]

And yet you go on about showering less than average.