Sorry, just could not resist this wonderful piece by a Saudi cleric,
posted on the Web site of MEMRI.org.
Enough to make a guy convert... or...?
"When We Meet the Black-Eyed Virgin"
Omar Al-Sweilem: "Harith Ibn Al-Muhasibi told us what would happen
when we meet the black-eyed virgin with her black hair and white face
– praised be He who created night and day.
"What hair! What a chest! What a mouth! What cheeks! What a figure!
What breasts! What thighs! What legs! What whiteness! What softness!
Without any creams – no Nivea, no Vaseline. No nothing!"
"You Would Find 10 Black-Eyed Virgins Sprawled on Musk Cushions"
"He said that faces would be soft that day. Even your own face will be
soft without any powder or makeup. You yourself will be soft, so how
soft will a black-eyed virgin be, when she comes to you so tall and
with her beautiful face, her black hair and white face – praised be He
who created night and day. Just feel her palm, Sheikh!
"He said: How soft will a fingertip be, after being softened in
paradise for thousands of years! There is no god but Allah. He told us
that if you entered one of the palaces, you would find 10 black-eyed
virgins sprawled on musk cushions. Where is Abu Khaled? Here, he has
"When they see you, they will get up and run to you. Lucky is the one
who gets to put her thumb in your hand. When they get hold of you,
they will push you onto your back, on the musk cushions. They will
push you onto your back, Jamal! Allah Akbar! I wish this on all people
"He said that one of them would place her mouth on yours. Do whatever
"Another one would press her cheek against yours, yet another would
press her chest against yours, and the others would await their turn.
There is no god but Allah."
"Wine in Paradise is a Reward for Your Good Deeds"
"He told us that one black-eyed virgin would give you a glass of wine.
Wine in Paradise is a reward for your good deeds. The wine of this
world is destructive, but not the wine of the world to come."