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I have a supply of acrylonitrile-butadiene-styrene, suitable for making washboards. I'd like to sell it through ebay in the uk, where I understand most people use washboards. What do they call washboard abs in the uk?
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On 02/08/2013 08:35, j Burns wrote:

Well I am sure this will make the trolling lurkers "sit up" and take note however it doesnt fool me. If I wish to use a washboard I can take my louvre doors off and put them over a bucket on the floor. scrubbing back and forth, like rowing a boat will keep my tummy trim and my clothes spotless. I do it all the time. Perhaps you should try, fat bellies are unhealthy.
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On 8/2/13 5:46 AM, Mrs Bonk wrote:

Is "belles" uk slang for "chicks"? If you'd ever even seen the Louvre doors, you would know there's a sign above them: "pas de grasses poussins."
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On 02/08/2013 16:38, j Burns wrote:

what ARE you raving on about?
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On 8/3/13 7:06 PM, Mrs Bonk wrote:

Je toi demande pardon. J'ai supposé que tu savais français. Le signe sur la porte au Louvre dit "No fat chicks. "
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On 04/08/2013 01:26, The Other J Burns wrote:

granted
J'ai supposé que tu savais français. I do
Le signe sur

This is not an expression one uses where I live
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On 8/3/13 9:03 PM, Mrs Bonk wrote:

Let me guess... No fat belles?
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On 04/08/2013 02:31, The Other J Burns wrote:

I only know of one.
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On 8/4/13 5:35 AM, Mrs Bonk wrote:

You only know of one expression?
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On 04/08/2013 22:57, The Other J Burns wrote:

Where's the other J Burns?
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On 8/5/13 7:21 PM, Mrs Bonk wrote:

Here I am.
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On 06/08/2013 02:58, The Other J Burns wrote:

You've ate J Burns haven't you! Hence the fat belly.
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On 8/5/13 10:15 PM, Mrs Bonk wrote:

If you must know, there a notorious troll who goes by the name of JBurns. I certainly don't eat trolls. I want readers to know I'm the other one, lest I be mistakenly plonked.
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On 06/08/2013 05:52, The Other J Burns wrote:

Readers??? What readers? There's no one here except me, you and J Burns - who's a bit like Jonah. When he's vomited up he can always come here to ask how to clean whale sick. Bye!
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On 8/6/13 5:10 AM, Mrs Bonk wrote:

Rats! Mistakenly plonked again!
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