Would someone please translate this into English, or at the very
least, something that doesn't countermand the laws of physics:
"Important Information about Stainless Steel and its uses at Pemko
Stainless Steel is a common name for metal alloys that consist of
10.5% or more Chromium (Cr) and more than 50% Iron (Fe). Although it
is called "Stainless", a better term for it is "highly stain
resistant". A somewhat dark metal, it looks bright because it reflects
Ummm, so it's a dark metal when it doesn't reflect light? No, that
can't be right. It only reflects light some of the time? Nope. When
it's dark, it's dark. Duh.
WTF does that sentence mean? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?