Hehehe.

Jun 18, 2005 1 Replies

This came to me at work today.



If you saw the movie "A Few Good Men". Read below...



CAST:



MEP Engineer: Jack Nicholson



Architect: Tom Cruise



MEP Engineer: You want answers?



Architect: I think I'm entitled to them.



MEP Engineer: You want answers?!



Architect: I want the truth!



MEP Engineer: You can't HANDLE the truth!!



Son, we live in a world that has CHILLERS, BOILERS AND SWITCHGEAR. And



those PIECES OF EQUIPMENT have to be LOCATED IN ROOMS. Who's gonna



DESIGN THEM? You? You, MR. ARCHITECT? I have a greater responsibility than



you



can possibly fathom. You weep for LOST PARKING SPACES and you curse the



SIZE OF MY GENERATOR. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not



knowing what I know: that THOSE MEP SYSTEMS, while tragic, probably



saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you,



saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places



you don't talk about at parties, you WANT me on that DESIGN TEAM. You NEED



me on that DESIGN TEAM. We use words like DESIGN, CODE, ANALYSIS...we use



these words as the backbone to a life spent PROVIDING OWNER COMFORT AND



ENERGY EFFICIENCY. You use 'em as a punchline.



I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain my DESIGN to a



man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very ENVIRONMENT I



provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you



just



said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a



DUCTULATOR and DESIGN a BUILDING SYSTEM. Either way, I don't give a



damn what you think you're entitled to!



Architect : Did you OVERSIZE THE MECHANICAL AND ELECTRICAL ROOMS?



MEP Engineer : (quietly) I did the job you HIRED me to do.



Architect : Did you OVERSIZE THE MECHANICAL AND ELECTRICAL ROOMS?!!



MEP Engineer : You're goddamn right I did!!



That's very funny. I remember seeing a version of this a while back using the structural engineer. If I can track it down I'll post it.

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