What to Ask for Christmas?

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George wrote:

....with eyes wide open.
A buddy of mine was doing a bit of diving once and put his Timex to good use. Just slightly north of the intended target was a small marking of some sort, but he wasn't able to make out what it was given the low light conditions. Thinking quickly, he pressed his trusty Indiglo button and was able to make out the following message.... "Lucky You"
JP
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On 8 Nov 2005 04:41:56 -0800, with neither quill nor qualm, "Jay

Now _that's_ a mouthful.
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hello,
how about asking for Harbor Freight gift certificates?
cyrille
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wrote:

That's probably rhetorical but I'll answer anway.
Did you ever see the move "The Jerk"? Steve Martin plays the lead character. The opening line is:
"I was born a poor black child". His fortune was made (and lost) on an invention call the "opti-grab", a holding point soldered to the bridge of one's glasses.
Then again, any sideways reference that sounds female anatomy makes us boys giggle.
Cheers,
Steve
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they have tools for less than $50? damn...
Not really a tool, but I always enjoy additions to my woodworking/turning collection of DVD's.. handy to have in the shop for instruction/motivation/inspiration..
mac
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Tue, Nov 8, 2005, 9:04am (EST-3) snipped-for-privacy@splinters.comcast.net (macdavis) blushingly admits: <snip> collection of DVD's.. handy to have in the shop forinstruction/motivation/inspiration..
Gotta watch movies first, eh?
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Mon, Nov 7, 2005, 9:42am (EST-3) snipped-for-privacy@bellsouth.net (DonkeyHody) mumbled: <>snip Ideas anyone? Yes indeed: Boxers WITHOUT bloody damn snips. Pants that don't come up to my armpits. The type of aftershave I actually use. Books I will actually read. T-shirts and socks that actually fit. Videos I will watch more than once. The list goes on, but, just GIVE ME MONEY, so I can buy things I actually want, and will actually use. Merry @#$%ing Christmas.
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Christmas.

christmas. The best present under the tree is From Lee, To Lee.
It is ALWAYS what I want, it always fits, it never has to be returned and I don't have to write any damn thank you notes!
And for those bleating traditionalists who think I am doing something wrong, I always tell them the same thing. There is some kinda psycobabble out there about how we are supposed to love ourselves more. This is an active act of loving myself. I did this because I am worth it. And I truly appreciate it.
Besides, it is an incredible alternative to the crap that everybody else gives me!
Lee Curmudgeon at large
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Tue, Nov 8, 2005, 3:49pm snipped-for-privacy@comcast.net (LeeMichaels) knows the real Santa: <snip> Besides, it is an incredible alternative to the crap thateverybody else gives me!
The Woodworking Gods bless you, for giving, and making a human bean happy. Now, cough up a sacrifice for them.
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On Tue, 08 Nov 2005 15:49:04 -0500, Lee Michaels wrote:

Just tell them what you just told us and I'm pretty certain you won't have this problem next year.
Bill
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Mon, Nov 7, 2005, 9:42am (EST-3) snipped-for-privacy@bellsouth.net (DonkeyHody) mumbled:

Yeah, no more clothes! I don't wear many long sleeve shirts but always get them as xmas gifts.

Right on! My sentiments exactly. I'll give 'em a list of things I want. _Please_ don't get anything else for me, especially 99 cent Chiwanese tools.
That said, Mom loved her pierced jewelry for her 80th birthday. It was a Yin/Yang belly button bar and she chickened out and put it on a silver chain. ;)
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