Wal-Mart Funny Joke

[darkjim_9]

A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service center and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on 'special. The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager goes to the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

[Joe]

I don't get it.

[David Patnaude]

"Joe" wrote in news:KKmne.27047$IC6.15578@attbi_s72:

It helps to see the whole joke:

[B a r r y]

Did the punch line get cut off?

[Chuck]

I still don't get it.

[jtpr]

Here is the whole joke:

A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service counter and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work.

The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on 'special'.

Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming! "PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!!"

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers.

The manager goes to the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?"

She explained the problem with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!" And doing so draws an even more HUGE crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"

In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!"

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!

[Michael Daly]

That's the 'no dirty words' version of the joke.

Mike

[David]

Don't quit your day job. Your attempt at humor fell flat.

Dave

darkjim [e-mail] wrote:

[Leon]

Want to maybe add some more details?

[Leon]

Were you in Slingblade?

[Robatoy]

Even after reading the 'rest' of the 'joke', I am still waiting on my sense of humour to activate itself. So far..... no reaction. That is... if you don't count the enormous amount of disbelief. That was bad....yup...very, very bad.

Now go to your room!

[Lee Gordon]

Apparently we are receiving this joke on special. Had we paid full price, we would have gotten the whole joke.

Lee

[Prometheus]

Now, *that* was funny!

[Dave Hinz]

"nipples" is a dirty word now?

[Joe]

[Chris Richmond - MD6-FDC ~]

For sure, after all that pintching...

[Richard Clements]

why is "nipples" a dirty word, when I was in High school I had a summer job that I spent a lot of time looking for and fetching the right kind of nipples, big ones, small ones, long ones, and short ones, you name It I had to deal with them. granted I worked for a boiler company, and they where pipe nipples, but nipples none the less.

Richard

[Ba r r y]

What about rubber nipples?

Barry

[Philip Lewis]

or rubber walrus protectors? [*]

[Leon]

If you use the pirated version of any thing you stand the chance of not getting the whole thing. :~)