O/T: Nookie Green

Speaking of colors.
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Lew ---------------------------------------- An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick Catholic Church..
'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month.'
The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.'
Soon there after, another Irish man entered the confessional.
'Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the past two months.'
This time, the priest questioned, 'Who is this Nookie Green?'
'A new woman in the neighborhood,' the sinner replied.
'Very well,' sighed the priest. Go and say ten Hail Mary's.'
At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead-gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary.
The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest.
Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes.
The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat down in the first row, with her legs spread slightly apart, but just enough to realize she wasn't wearing any underwear.
The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, 'Is that Nookie Green?'
The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly reply, 'No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes.'
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On 11/28/2010 6:38 PM, Lew Hodgett wrote:

As a former altar boy, that is not remotely realistic regarding the way confession is administered ...
... but it's funny anyway. :)
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"Swingman" wrote:

The classic punch line...........................
Guy and red headed gal are slow dancing, guy is wearing his best spit polished shoes, looks directly into gal's eyes and says, "You haven't always been a red head, have you?"
Lew
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She was there for the mass lad!
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LMAO!!
Scared the dog and thr=e cats eun off ...
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