Free planes today only.

[Steve Knight]

I have 500 free planes to give away. first come first served. all you pay is shipping. average shipping cost is only 100.00

[Al Reid]

Steve,

How many can I get for that 100.00 shipping fee? 10, 20...?

[LRod]

No, he had it right the first time. You hijacking an innocent 1 April thread for an ill advised political comment doesn't win any friends, and certainly no converts.

- - LRod

Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite

Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999

[Myxylplyk]

Steve, Great news!

I've been planning on adding to my plane collection.

I'll take them all!

Wow 500 free planes! Send them to:

School Of the Gifted Blockheads

1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington, DC

C/O: Senior Blockhead in Oval Office

[mp]

Hey, send me a couple of 767's. Shipping is only $100?

[Doug Miller]

You're about three years too late. The Senior Blockhead is back in Little Rock, and the Junior Blockhead is now a Senator from New York.

-- Regards, Doug Miller (alphageek-at-milmac-dot-com)

For a copy of my TrollFilter for NewsProxy/Nfilter, send email to autoresponder at filterinfo-at-milmac-dot-com

[Chipper Wood]

Seems like an experienced first quality plane shop with personal satisfaction foremost. Lots of information for DIY's.

Hmmmmmm. Anyone around Franklin Park Ill. willing to pick mine up 'Will Call' ?

[James D. Kountz]

Getting a little desperate for business there are we Steve? Geez man c'mon.

Jim

[Charlie Self]

Jim Kountz responds:

Geez, Jim, check the calendar.

Charlie Self "The function of posterity is to look after itself." Dylan Thomas

[searcher1]

Great I'll fly out and pick them up

Searcher1

[searcher1]

I can be at PDX by 4 pm today your time, is that OK? and I'll take em all

Searcher1

[J T]

Thu, Apr 1, 2004, 5:21pm (EST+5) [e-mail] (Steve=A0Knight) claims: I have 500 free planes to give away. first come first served. all you pay is shipping. average shipping cost is only 100.00

OK, Make mine the Spruce Goose.

JOAT Don't e-mail me while I'm breathing.

[searcher1]

I think this would be considered false advertising . What would happen if I really got on my plane and flew out there, would he give me my "free Plane". I fly free so I think going out there would be well worth the tripp.

Rich

OK, Make mine the Spruce Goose.

JOAT Don't e-mail me while I'm breathing.

[Paul Kierstead]

Go for it. Then sue him when he doesn't give it to you. I am sure a judge will be very understanding and totally agree with you.

Be real. April 1st, the day when all the humor challenged people come out of the closet.

[alexy]

A couple of things could happen.

1) He could point out that they have all been previously claimed by others in this thread. 2) He could hand you a ream of paper with a label saying "Paper Airplanes, 500ct, some assembly required"!

I've got to ask: what kind of plane do you have that allows you to fly free?

[searcher1]

[Wood Butcher]

Don't waste you time on the trip. I'm local to Steve and I went over and got all 500 of them this morning.

Art

[Lowell Holmes]

Well, Rob had me going there for a minute with his 1" thick plane iron. He has come up with enough innovation in tool design, I was ready to accept it. :-) The tool makers are out in force today.

OBTW, Steve's planes are for real - they're not jokes. :-) If he will send you one for $100, its a good deal. I have three of his planes.

[alexy]

Well, my turn for the "doh!" I didn't notice the email address. When you spoke of getting on your plane, I thought you meant a plane you owned, and I had never heard of a plane owner who was under the illusion that they flew for free!

[Chris Richmond - MD6-FDC ~]

Wouldn't it be easier to fly them to you? That would be one damn big truck.

Chris