Now THAT is freaky. Seriously. I was thinking about ending one of the
limericks today with "Burma Shave". I'd say "great minds think alike",
but that would leave me open to your sarcastic wit. But I AM serious
about the Burma Shave thing. Don't do this anymore. It's scary.
Tom Watson wrote:
On 17 Nov 2003 21:00:40 GMT, firstname.lastname@example.org (Jeffrey Thunder)
You may enjoy more the mobiused meretricious metricality of:
Brayed Aria Dave is come out of the west,
Through all the wide Wrecklands his tools was the best;
And save his BAD thinking he knowledge had none.
He rode all unlearn'd and he rode all alone.
So lacking in thought and so prone to just rave,
There n'er were a putz like Bay Area Dave.
(after Lochinvar- Sir Walter Scott <with my apologies>)
Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker
Gulph Mills, Pennsylvania
*sigh* I think I'll just claim that that _is_ the extent of my talent.
"Brevity is the soul of wit." I prefer to keep things short, and be
thought of as a wit, rather than expostulate at length, and prove that
the world is only "half" right.
So I guess my terse posts are a step in the right direction. (Although
many would say if I didn't post at all, that would be many steps in the
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