We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember "The Medway Handyman" saying something like:
A mate of mine is a rabid football fan. He supports both Arsenal and Stevenage, where he lives, going to most of both teams' home matches and some away, and on Sundays he plays in a local team.
His wife has upped sticks for a week and gone to Dublin with a few of her girly friends. You might think that sounds great, because he will be able to watch the footy undisturbed, but ...
I thank you for starting a humorous thread. My SWMBO'd is a former teacher and everything, (well almost) has to be done to a timetable. My pleasure when in your situation is to put two fingers to that.
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