Health and Softy twatt

Lay mower on ground, grab plug and pull to socket, cable unwinds itself. Cut lawn in a sensible way, going up and down away from the socket, so you're not cutting through it.

Then discover you have to drive to Morrisons to get more fuel.

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Uncle Peter
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Pot. Kettle. Black.

Reply to
John Williamson

I have a better grasp of English than most of the group, and I also don't snip away context like a silly troll.

Reply to
Uncle Peter

Unadulterated balderdash.

Reply to
Tim Streater

Irrational poppycock.

Reply to
Uncle Peter

Not being a sissy does not equate to being an idiot.

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Uncle Peter

I wouldn't change a tyre on a motorway with no hard shoulder. I'd get it taken somewhere by the AA.

Reply to
Uncle Peter

Forward planning not your strong point then? 5 litres lasts me the whole season.

Reply to
bert

It was the example you chose to back up your ridiculous assertion.

Reply to
bert

One of many examples.

Reply to
Uncle Peter

I refilled my neighbour's mower 5 times cutting his lawn. And it stalled about 20 times.

Reply to
Uncle Peter

You're supposed to press the clutch pedal *before* shoving it in gear.

Reply to
Tim Streater

This was not a sit on mower, there was no clutch.

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Uncle Peter

*** whoosh ***
Reply to
Tim Streater

Just the one wrt construction industry.

Reply to
bert

No, they do more safety bollocks than that.

Reply to
Uncle Peter

I'm sorry for not understanding a joke made by someone with absolutely no knowledge of mowers.

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Uncle Peter

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