Buy to lets

[Steve Firth]

Why is someone trying to kill me "silly"?

[Dave Plowman (News)]

Please let me know which puns you 'go into' so I can make sure never to visit them. I'd rather die of thirst.

BTW do you 'go into' gay pubs to exercise this right?

[Dave Plowman (News)]

Then why are some health and prison workers still exposed to it?

[Andy Hall]

Good reason for the meters to be outside.

No more silly than people sticking a paper tube containing dried vegetation into their mouth and lighting said paper tube. It amazes me why anybody would ever want to do that.

[Andy Hall]

Very good question. Give it a little more time and those anomalies can be addressed as well.

[Lobster]

Cue the classic Bob Newhart "Sir Walter Raleigh explains tobacco" routine:

[Stuart Noble]

If your constitution is that feeble, you could be killed by a variety of everyday events.

[Stuart Noble]

It might well amaze you, but people have always smoked vegetation. You'll be telling me you've never had a joint next. My, what a sheltered existence!

[Steve Firth]

Umm no, that observation is "silly".

[Andy Hall]

Would you believe me if I told you that that is indeed the case, as is not having ever smoked anything else? It would be true.

That's why it amazes me why anyone would want to do either.

Hardly. There's no connection between them.

It isn't really the same as never having had sex, now is it?

[geoff]

Oh, and another claim by ASH and BHF

exposure to cigarette smoke for half an hour puts you as much at risk of a heart attack as the smoker

nothing quoted as an authoritative source, but it sounds like a bit of a strong statement to make unless you have some backing

[Mark]

I remember hearing that on the BBC for the first time in the late 50s That and the Goon show, happy days!

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[Mark]

Yep

good idea

[The Medway Handyman]

Prime example of the anti smoking brigade making up claims as they go along. Trouble is they can lie & get away with it.

[Doctor Drivel]

You buy chat? The prime purpose of a pub is purchase of alcohol.

That he purchased and affects no one else?? Boy you really are a dumb Chav.

What a sirry irriot!!!

[Doctor Drivel]

Maxie, read my other post.

[Doctor Drivel]

You must eff off as you are a plantpot.

[Andy Champ]

Well, if I was the landlord, I wouldn't want my barman sneaking outside every so often for his fix. So, only if they could give up...

Andy

[geoff]

Yes, I'm experiencing that problem

I have several who smoke, they are constantly nipping out for a quick one

[Andy Hall]

That would be fine as well since you would be helping them to improve their health prospects.