There is Truth to Blonde Jokes

While I thought most blonde jokes were just jokes, because I have met some very smart and intelligent blondes. However, I just met one of those that the jokes are made for.......
A friend came over to help me do some repairs. He brought along his latest girlfriend, who happens to be very blonde. I saw right from the start that she was not the brightest bulb.
She starts asking about my dog. Question after question, and some of them are really stupid questions. Anyhow, I do my best to answer her. I say SHE is a good dog, SHE is a mixed breed, SHE is good with the cats, SHE loves to be petted, etc.....
The blonde looks at me, and says "Is SHE a girl dog?".
For a second I was speechless, then I said "If SHE was a HE, I wouldn't be calling her a SHE".....
Damn, I thought blonde jokes were just jokes. I sure was wrong.....
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The reason why you see more dumb blonds is because blonds don’t have to hide how dumb they are like dumb brunettes do.
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On 9/29/2012 4:55 PM, snipped-for-privacy@gmail.com wrote:

I like all the gals, redheads too. ^_^
TDD
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On Sat, 29 Sep 2012 18:59:09 -0500, The Daring Dufas

Redhead? Where?!
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snipped-for-privacy@system.com wrote:

The blonde wife of a business associate asked me "What make a chicken kosher?"
"...They've been circumcised," I replied.
"Oh. Thanks. I didn't know that."
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