The old jokes are the best ones

:)

Neighbour needed a jump start today. Mid 20s I reckon - had leads, knew exactly what he was doing. Was dressed as an office worker.

So there is hope.

And yes, I did. After 2 other neighbours had had a go. Mine was the only car with a battery not so far under the bulkhead that he could actually get both clips onto!

Note the other stories:

Synthetic DNA 'could create Brexiter who is not a bellend' Scotland and Wales can f**k off though, court rules Brexiting illegal Fog confirmed as most pointless weather type Supreme Court rules Brexit to be a confusing load of bollocks that nobody understands Moyes urged to tone down utter contempt for Sunderland Dad disappointed he never got to be a heroin addict Assange to hand himself in after realising he only had Adam Sandler films left to watch Woman still posting those pukey Facebook messages London friend wants to know if you're free in 10 weeks' time

I used 10mm earth the last time I jump started a vehicle as I had no jump leads on me.

But on your street you could bump start a car.

Some might say that this one is relevant to the group too:

I still have the B&D drill I got as a birthday present from my parents in my early 20's. I did ask for it, though, it wasn't a hint!

Me too, given by my father as a 16th birthday present as he got a bit fed up with me borrowing his.

And my 72 year old Dad has just asked he can borrow the drill I bought him for Christmas.

I suppose the cheeky old sod will also want to use my 110V transformer as well as he does not have one.

And this one