Or that time I took a dump, hung
my butt over a log in the forest, with my balls right in a bear trap.
Did that hurt? Yes it did...but not as bad as it did when I reached
the end of the chain.
Okay... made that last bit up...
I am sorry to hear..... that you made the last one up. <rim shot>
Speaking of stings from flying insects, did you hear about this inept thief?
Sheriff's deputies in Faulkner County, Ark., responded
to a residence on Billy Goat Mountain on a report that a man riding an
ATV had stolen various items from a shed. When the resident confronted
the burglar, he fled -- and crashed the ATV into a bee hive. The
burglar then abandoned the ATV and set off into the woods on foot.
Deputies found a stolen tractor nearby: it had apparently been the
burglar's first vehicle, but the thief had gotten it stuck between two
trees. The ATV also turned out to have been stolen. Deputies found the
man nearby, lying unconscious, foaming at the mouth, and barely
breathing after being stung by 50-100 bees. After hospital treatment
Rickey Dale Ford, 46, who lives on Nanny Goat Lane, was booked on
multiple felony theft counts.