I propose that trolls in here be henceforth referred to as termites. Which sort of makes me a termite since I'm sure somebody will consider this post a troll. :)
Termites
Aug 07, 2003
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We are gonna have you tented by this weekend!
dave
Ben Siders wrote:
Use pressure-treated wood for your posts and you should be fine....
-- Ernie
Jurick checks over his bat. It's still ash. Ernie's one of the few players to use tung oil instead of pine tar. He steps back into the box.
Siders w>
Good one, Ernie!
-JBB
I owe it all to Wheaties.
-- ERnie
Don't even say that word. I pulled the ramp off my shed workshop (it was rotting) and lo, what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a termite tube to bring my heart fear.
I broke it open and a hundred billion termites spilled out on the ground.
Joy.
Think I'll go rent me a copy of "The Money Pit" this weekend, so I can feel better about my own place.
Sorry to hear about the particle-board-producing denizens of your shed. While you're making gloomy real-estate-and-entropy-related weekend plans, and if you haven't already seen it, pick up Pacific Heights.
The Amazon.com review has a nice line: "...if the sight of a beautiful house being slowly destroyed is your idea of the ultimate horror, you'll be chilled to the bone."
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